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You know you are a Bookworm when...
posted by: Sapana Bang Jun 16 2009 @ 2:55 pm


• You make open quotes signs whenever you start talking and close quotes when you stop.
• You leave sentences half way and make three dots in the air…
• You describe new people as ’she had dirty blond waist length hair and a rather mysterious smile…she was in her early twenties and her eyes looked like deep black tunnels…’
• You often need someone to help you cross the road as you read while walking
• If you have eaten only half of something you put a bookmark on it.
• You select clothes keeping in mind the colours of the book cover you are reading
• Whenever you talk non-stop you merely say ‘and he/she paused for breath’ and keep on talking.
• You beat up total strangers if they happen to say something like ‘Harry Potty’ in your hearing
• There is a biiiiiig book shelf next to your loo
• You do not like going to the theater because there is insufficient light to read
• During exams you develop mysterious stomach disorders so you can spend hours in the bathroom reading stories, nagging-free
• You have two emergency torches, one for finding your way in dark and one for reading
• You have put plastic covers on your books because you often fall asleep reading and drool over them
• You often discuss the love problems of the characters in your books with your real friends and ask for advice on what they should do
• You spend all the time at work reading ebooks online!

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4 Comments so far
24, Male

hahahahhaha…this is funny….i hv one too

”When u get up in the morning and say out aloud..”Day 2456”

Jun 26 2009
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24, Male

nice one………those are your characteristics??

Jun 26 2009
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Male

good one .. esp identify with the open quotes thingy .. Here’s one by me - You travel by buying books where the characters roam the places you want to see.

Jun 26 2009
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21, Male

Bookworms are irritating … They need to get a life.. or lose a book!

Sep 12 2009
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